11/19/10

Why does J Crew want me to look like a ghost?

Have you seen the newest J Crew catalog? It's called the Very Merry gift guide. It has some very merry items, indeed. Such as the Timex watch with the white face and interchangeable colored bands? I prefer it in pink or dark gray, just in case anyone is wondering. Santa.

Too bad the sad models don't look very merry.

Take this girl, for instance. She has a darling little coat on. And she's coming down with the flu.


They all look like this. Asian, caucasian, Latino, they are all blanched out with chalky red lips. It's not a good look.

I think their makeup artist needs to stop watching Edward Scissorhands and start pulling out the blush brush.

- H

2 comments:

Little Girl::Big Glasses said...

It's that danged sparkly vampire book again....

Christia said...

That's exactly how I look under normal circumstances. I was celebrating because pasty is in baby!

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