I grew up Lutheran so the Devil really doesn't play a big part in my life or my religion. Until today. I have had a sudden epiphany.
The Devil exists, and his name is Jillian Michaels.
I bought the 30-Day Shred. I shredded myself this morning.
Honestly? I thought Big Mama and Boo Mama were exaggerating the pain. Seriously, how could a twenty minute workout that rotates between weights, abs and cardio be that freaking hard? That's what I thought.
Uh, let me just tell you that it can be that hard, and I am in that much pain. My muscles are actually a little quivery. And then she [THE DEVIL] has the nerve just when I wanted to skip one jumping jack to berate me for NOT TAKING A BREAK DURING A TWENTY-MINUTE WORKOUT, YOU WUSSY!
So I guess I recommend it, if masochism is your thing. And flat abs. And quivery muscles.
I guess I'll keep it up. I should probably write down my stats from today, and then compare them in a month when I'm sufficiently shredded, right? That would be the smart thing to do, I guess.
- H
5/1/09
Jillian Michaels is the devil
By Heather on 5/01/2009
This is about whittling down the belly
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7 comments:
How about posting the stats here so we can all watch and cheer you on?
LOL that your brother wants you to publish your stats. Just like a brother. Sure, sure...we'll cheer you on... ;)
Matthew and I are actually going to start the 30-Day Shred next week in preparation for our beach trip in six weeks. We've actually done one day of the workout (a few months ago) b/c it was on our Comcast On Demand. We thought we were going to die. Why am I doing it again? Meh..for one, at least it's good blog material.
Hmmm I'll have to ask you about this workout again in another 3-4 months. It sounds crazy! And she is such an intense person.... she scare a pound or 2 off me!
Wanted to let you know my super-cute prizes arrived yesterday. My purse is suitably decked out and awaiting Miss Snidely. And -- this cracked me up -- my kids said, "Mom!! There's tissues AND crayons, too! She didn't say you'd get the tissues and crayons, too! Wow. She's NICE." I have to agree. You're NICE!
I won't be trying that workout, no siree. Sounds like zero fun. I will, however, cheer you on like crazy. GO HEATHER! You can do it! Woo-hoo! Yee-haw!
that's great Heather, the DEVIL, I love it. A friend of mine is a personal trainer and he has been on me and my hubby to do this, but...I told him Josh, I can't do it from the wheelchair, you know I'm still in it from the foot surgery, only 4 more months to go.
He said he would find me "the handi-cap,wheelchair workout and he will shoot it to me in an e-mail. ha!ha! seriously, I bet it's great!
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