Today's my birthday. Blah blah, don't bother with the "Hey, Happy Birthday, Birthday Girl!" messages. I'm not having any of it. 37 isn't a year to celebrate. I'm not sure what year is a year to celebrate anymore, but maybe 40?
I rang in my birthday (and our anniversary) by taking the boys to the pediatric dentist this morning. It wasn't bad, their teeth looked great and they had fun. You know who else was having fun? The guy who showed up in shorts with his wife or female companion and a small boy [that's the sad part about this story].
As he walked by, Cooper said to me "Why is he wearing a watch on his leg?" in a really loud voice which was cool.
Cause it wasn't a watch.
It was one of those homing devices people have to wear when they're on house arrest or something?
So what in the hell was this guy thinking, that a nice little trip to the pediatric dentist was a good idea? And that on a cold rainy fall day on said trip he should probably wear shorts because then everyone could see this obvious sign of CRIMINAL ACTIVITY and maybe we'd all think he was cool? He looked like a guy who wasn't embarrassed by the boot on his ankle.
Sheesh. I bet there's a story there.
- H
10/22/09
House arrest
By Heather on 10/22/2009
This is about mommying
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I am not wishing you a happy birthday at all. Instead I will wish my hubby a happy 38th birthday instead. What a quinky dink.
HA! Well I'm going to be a rebel and wish you a Happy Birthday anyway :)
Awwww...Happy birthday, you wonderful woman, you.
Yeah I didn't read this before sending you that email :) Happy Birthday Heather! And I laughed so hard at Cooper.
I didn't know our birthday's were so close! It just seems wrong not to wish you a happy day on your special day. It's special because this world would is a better place because you are in it. You brought 2 amazing boys into the world and they have brightened so many lives already! So Happy Birthday. You deserve it:)
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