Who else hates the phone book? Come on, show of hands! Then this is for you.

I've talked often of my appreciation for Penne. It goes deeper than the spelling of her name, too. She's like a walking PSA. She could have her own tag in my tag list.

If you hate the twenty-three pounds of paper we like to call a phone book, too, you need to read this.

It's like the best thing that ever happened to my wrist (the one that has to pick up the phone book to order pizza).

- H