A Sincere Thanks

I would like to thank you, Mr. Bobby Tivo, for inventing recorded tv without a videotape. I don't actually have Tivo, I have something altogether better, AT&T's U-verse service. But whatever, it's DVR. This morning I was actually able to start a recorded episode of Yo Gabba Gabba and go take a shower alone, without two or four pairs of eyes and hands getting into any trouble in the bathroom. I came out to total silence. Any other time this would terrify me. Today, I smiled to myself as I walked to the family room, knowing I would find Cooper watching with adoration at the crazy characters on that whacked out show.

It is because of you, Mr. Tivo DVR, that I am able to do something alone again, albeit for ten minutes. It's ten minutes I haven't had in two and half years. Thank you.

**I'd also like to give a shoutout to Mr. Mexican Food on an Outdoor Patio on a Warm, Sunny Fall Day. I love you!